Funny Quotes

I found some funny quotes today. Here are my favorite...

"The President continues to surprise people, so I am not surprisedto be surprised." - US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney

"President Bush is due to address the nation in approximately 20minutes precisely." - Peter Jennings, ABC News

"Mobile launchers are more difficult to detect because they movearound, unlike fixed launchers." - Katie Coucik, NBC News

"Continuous coverage of the war in the Persian Gulf will resume ina moment." - Tom Brokaw, NBC News

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